Hello there Mother
Are you still going away next weekend with your friend by any chance? The one with the strange name. Some pink bird or other.
Your phone doesn’t seem to be working by the way. And your email still appears to be classified information – even to me, your son. I have had to go out and buy a stamp.
I have got to go to a pre-election ‘think tank’ meeting in Carpool next Saturday. I’ll be driving up with my research assistant. Is there any chance we could bunk up at yours on Friday night?
Give me a tinkle a.s.a.p.
Your son, Austen
Rt. Hon. A. Tankful MP
Houses of Parliament
LONDON SW1 0AA